Sharks or dolphins?

I recently jumped back into the dating pool.  I am not sure how great an idea this has been for me.  Because my picker is evidently still broken.  Basically, don't date guys who can't rock an untucked shirt.  There's a reason for this rule....  No clue what that reason is either, but there IS a reason.  Just for a minute, do you guys have ANY idea how hard it is to type with a Great Dane on your arm?  It is really only kinda hard, like 4 on a scale of 1 to 10.  But mainly because her is only 5 pounds right now.  I'm going to work on weaning her off the arm laying by next month, when she will probably weigh 50 pounds thereby making it a difficulty of 20 on a scale of 1 to 10.

I really need to talk, belatedly, about the Casey Anthony Trial.  I really want to know where I could find a pink tuxedo shirt like that.  Soooo cute. 

But anyway, about my dating endeavors.  What I have learned is that when I date guys with soft hair and green eyes, it is going to fail.  Also, these specific guys don't mind it so much if girls lie.  So while I was being honest, it turns out lying works better with this specific guy.  Since lying is never going to be something I am good at, clearly I need a guy with more coarse hair and brown or blue eyes.