Love is watching someone go

Tonight my beloved Hammer completed his second of eight training classes. He has known how to sit since he was a wee pup. I was so pumped up about Hammer's mad sitting skillz that I almost bragged out loud when the instructor said we were doing "sit" first today. But guess what, Hammer, my beloved, he refused to freaking sit AT ALL tonight. Needless to say, I was glad I hadn't bragged out loud like I wanted to deep down in the pit of my liver. However, he was da bomb at "leave it." I am hopeful. He can do this, meaning, good Lord I hope I can do this. Because my patience is wearing thin with my beloved.

After I drank my slim fast shake for dinner and did that weird head shake because what did I just put in my mouth, I made a faux pie crust. I did this mainly because I wanted to eat some butter and it made me feel better to add flour and milk and say I was eating pie crust when really a spoonful of butter would have sufficed. I wonder why I like butter so much. Because the ewww factor is there and it makes me sick thinking that I ate butter tonight with my slim fast shake.

Yesterday, I got some new shoes at CATO. I have never purchased shoes there before and I am still a bit unsure about them, but they are comfy. I am sure because I paid $11.00 for them, they will fall apart around Thursday. Until then, I have a cute pair of black shoes to replace my river bottom smelling old pair.