I'm up late preparing for a hearing tomorrow and my daughter is up late because even though she knew about her assignment an entire week ago, she chose tonight to advise me it is due TOMORROW and she hasn't even started. So alas, she is cutting into my kitchen table space with her blasted Odysseus crap. Who even cares about Odysseus? Because right now, I don't. He can bite me.
So about the precious little bunnies. We got them Goat's milk and this worthless tiny bottle (where a dropper would have been much more realistic as far as actually getting the milk into the bun's mouths). After four days, give or take, or more like 3 days or a couple of days, we had two bunny babbits die on us. Not including the first one who died when he opted to brave it outside in a thunderstorm. All told, we had three survivors who I promptly took to this awesome place called Wildcare. Wildcare takes in the wittle wildlife refugees and nurses them back to health or gets them all growed up and then they release them to the coyotes. No wait, they release them into special areas held separate and apart just for them. So they gets to be big bunnies and do big bunny things. Whatever they may be. Wildcare takes in only wild life, except none of those big means wolves because unh.
So about the precious little bunnies. We got them Goat's milk and this worthless tiny bottle (where a dropper would have been much more realistic as far as actually getting the milk into the bun's mouths). After four days, give or take, or more like 3 days or a couple of days, we had two bunny babbits die on us. Not including the first one who died when he opted to brave it outside in a thunderstorm. All told, we had three survivors who I promptly took to this awesome place called Wildcare. Wildcare takes in the wittle wildlife refugees and nurses them back to health or gets them all growed up and then they release them to the coyotes. No wait, they release them into special areas held separate and apart just for them. So they gets to be big bunnies and do big bunny things. Whatever they may be. Wildcare takes in only wild life, except none of those big means wolves because unh.
Also, my yard needs mowed. Badly. Any volunteers?
2 comments:
I am mowing your yard in my mind as I type. Looking really good!
You were lucky to have raised even 3 of the ba-bunnies this long. I didn't know there was such a thing as the wildlife place but I'll keep it in mind the next time my cat carries in a limp bird.
Hoping your daughter got her assignment done and yours as well.
I would totally mow your yard for you. Is the weather nice? If the weather is nice I'll find any excuse to be outside.
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