I don't want to do this if I don't even know what it is.

My son has been running around like a ninja. He's very creative lately. Since he is being so creative, I decided to tap his brain and here is what happened....

Interview with my son E....

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"I love you" (I was so afraid he was going to say "Quit making all that noise already" but he went the safe route).

2. What makes mom happy?
If I do what you ask me to.

3. What makes mom sad?
If I don't listen to you.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
You tickle me or you tell me funny jokes. If I finish this survey, can I skip a grade?

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Responsible.

6. How old is your mom?
36 (He's in the dog house, went a little high on that one)

7. How tall is your mom?
3.5 (Uh, okay...)

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Talk with friends and be with family.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
She cries because I'm not around.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Being a lawyer...

11. What is your mom really good at?
Suing people.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Reading. (I read all the time, not sure how I'm not good at it...)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Have clients come in and stuff.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Broccoli (um, guess again)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She's happy (I think he's getting bored....)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo's awesome.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Eat

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We are related.

19. How are you and your mom different?
I don't know (I knew it, he's running out of ammo...)

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
She tells me.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Carrabba's (which might be true if they hadn't CLOSED).